QUESTIONS FOR GOD
I don't know exactly what it's going to be like when we get to Heaven. There's going to be a lot of us there, not as many as I wish there were, but a lot. Not sure if God will hold a Press Conference when we arrive, maybe go from neighborhood to neighborhood and hold Town Meetings, or we can just schedule an appointment with him and meet at the local Starbucks? (seriously, you didn't think there'd be Starbucks? It's Heaven for Pete's sake!)
I guess we'll find out when we get there. But, whatever the format, I've got some questions for Him that have been bugging me for a long time. You probably have your own list. Here's a sample of mine:
*Why mosquitoes? Were they around before the Fall of Man, or were they a last-minute addition once the apple got eaten?
*The appendix. Oversight? Last-minute addition? Practical joke? Seriously, are you guys up in Heaven laughing that one off?
*Allergies. OK, this is just mean. We sit around sweating through the Summer or freezing through the Winter and as soon as the first front comes through and the weather is great and we're ready to run outside (finally!) we are reminded that we are allergic to nice weather. Seriously, what's up with that? As one who's head is now twice the size it was 2 days ago and who is in danger of shorting out my computer if I have my head directly above the keyboard, I would just like to say, "you got some splainin' to do!".
*Cats. Enough said.
* Why does everything break one month after the warranty runs out? You probably have nothing to do with that, but I would like an explanation, and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to get one down here.
OK, I have many, many more, but I'll show restraint and leave it at this. Do you have questions for God? I'd love to hear them. Tweet them to me @tomallenonline. I'd love to hear them.
Oh, just one more thing. I honestly believe when I get to Heaven the 3 burning questions I'll have are 1) Where are the people I assumed would be here? 2)Why are there people here I assumed wouldn't be here? 3)And, why am I here?
I guess we'll find out when we get there. But, whatever the format, I've got some questions for Him that have been bugging me for a long time. You probably have your own list. Here's a sample of mine:
*Why mosquitoes? Were they around before the Fall of Man, or were they a last-minute addition once the apple got eaten?
*The appendix. Oversight? Last-minute addition? Practical joke? Seriously, are you guys up in Heaven laughing that one off?
*Allergies. OK, this is just mean. We sit around sweating through the Summer or freezing through the Winter and as soon as the first front comes through and the weather is great and we're ready to run outside (finally!) we are reminded that we are allergic to nice weather. Seriously, what's up with that? As one who's head is now twice the size it was 2 days ago and who is in danger of shorting out my computer if I have my head directly above the keyboard, I would just like to say, "you got some splainin' to do!".
*Cats. Enough said.
* Why does everything break one month after the warranty runs out? You probably have nothing to do with that, but I would like an explanation, and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to get one down here.
OK, I have many, many more, but I'll show restraint and leave it at this. Do you have questions for God? I'd love to hear them. Tweet them to me @tomallenonline. I'd love to hear them.
Oh, just one more thing. I honestly believe when I get to Heaven the 3 burning questions I'll have are 1) Where are the people I assumed would be here? 2)Why are there people here I assumed wouldn't be here? 3)And, why am I here?
Comments
Post a Comment