FACETIME....ONLY

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Last night we decided to do a little FaceTime hook-up with our son Noah, daughter-in-law Erin and grandson Cash.  Well, as it turned out, Noah was away, so it was just us with Erin and Cash.  We had a great time.  Cash was in rare form, except he kept getting closer and closer to Erin's iPad (I think he's really into the close-up shots).  Finally he grabbed it and punched some button (still unknown) that muted him and his mom.

What ensued was 10 minutes of silently watching a pregnant woman try, unsuccessfully, to undo what a two-year old had just done.  Mind you, she's trying helplessly all under the watchful gaze of her in-laws, all while a two-year old decides "This situation needs some comic relief.  I'll crawl up mom's back.  I'll pull her hair.  I know...I'll hit her with my new baseball bat.  The grandparents will love this stuff!". 

Have you ever seen total, abject frustration on someone's face and wanted to help them, but couldn't.  All the while she's under attack by a totally out of control two-year-old, who desperately needs his fanny rearranged, all while he's being egged on by our laughter. (Yeah, we finally figured out they could hear us the whole time....wander what I said?)

And the moral to this story is...I have no idea...except, in life, every life, sometimes everything that can go wrong, does.  Yeah, I know, you thought you were the only one.  Nope.  Sometimes it all goes to hell in a hand basket (not sure where that saying came from, but people keep saying it, so I did too).  Just remember, when all goes wrong, it could always be worse.  You could be on display like a zoo animal with your in-laws gaulking at you while a two-year-old hits you in the head with a bat.  See...isn't life better now?

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  1. AnonymousAugust 29, 2012 at 9:19 PM

    THE CONTRADICTORY OF A WELCOME PROBABILITY WILL ASSERT ITSELF WHENEVER SUCH AN EVENT IS LIKELY TO BE MOST FRUSTRATING.

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