TWAS THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS

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OK, so it's the day before Christmas and none of these songs are working.  No Chestnuts roasting.  Definitely, no open fire...unless you want to turn the AC waaaay down.  And Jack Frost, he may be nipping, but certainly not at anyone's nose around here.  I'm reminded that I live in Texas.  For those of you who are not blessed to live in the great state of Texas, let me try to give you a little insight into what you're missing.

It might be CHRISTMAS IN TEXAS IF....

*Your Air Conditioner is working overtime
*Someone gave you chocolate-covered bacon as a Christmas gift
*There's a cowboy hat on the top of your tree
*The most popular Santa is the one at Bass Pro Shop
*"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" is playing at the mall
*Half the items at Christmas Dinner are deep-fried
*You're wearing shorts and flip-flops with your ugly Christmas sweater
*There's a sign in your yard the says Merry Christmas, Y'all 
*If the shepherds in your manger scene are wearing Cowboy boots
*If none of these things seem in any way strange to you

...Yep, you might be in Texas!

MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!

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